In class: 1+1=2
Test: John buys 4 oranges. He eats one and gives another to Ted. Calculate the sun's mass.
"Weed is not a drug, it's a plant. Therefore, I'm... →
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THIS THURSDAY AND THIS WEEKEND IS GOING DOWN AHHHH ITS GOOD TO BE BACK AT COLLEGE!!!!!
When I write "they" in an essay, and the teacher... →
“Witch, they is whoever I say they is!” -This happens all the time LOL
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Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Tumblr: Where do you think you're going?